The More You Know......

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_15982_5-horrifying-food-additives-youve-probably-eaten-today.html

http://www.cracked.com/article/113_6-fake-foods-you-will-wish-you-didnt-have-in-your-kitchen_p2


I'm going to assume that after this, you are going to view certain of your foods with apprehension. If not then I would say you are special to say the least. But we are still a culture of consumers. I think I'm off fast food for at least 5 years now. I hope you are too. "I'm Lovin it".

LOL

What is it?

The Senmurv is a wolf/eagle hybrid invented, without question, by someone with a dreamcatcher hanging from the rear-view mirror of their pickup truck. Each successful attack deals 1d6 of freedom.

Where it Went Wrong:

The Senmurv is what Toby Keith becomes every full moon, and as such it fails to impress us on every conceivable level. The only thing more ridiculous than picturing this beast clawing feebly through the sky like a Technicolor ValueJet, is imagining it trying to stand upright on two hind legs never meant for the task.

Actually, more ridiculous still is imagining this beast's conception, which apparently involved a wolf, a giant tropical bird and painful screeches from within a cloud of neon feathers.

-Cracked.com, http://www.cracked.com/article_17455_15-retarded-dungeons-dragons-monsters.html



AHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is hilarous. Yes I am now devoting less then a sentence, I will post a more thoughtful post to come but OMG. I know, Dungeons and Dragons inside joke. For more retarded creatures, please check out the link above. And if you don't get the joke, well maybe someone should expand their horizons.

Omg Totally

To the like what? four readers of this blog. Two are my family, the third is my girlfriend and you, yes you. You know who you are.The one who reads this out of pity for me. What am I saying? you are all reading this out of pity or you have nothing else better to do. Thanks anyway though for your continued and prolonged support. I will be writing for Technorati.org soon, which is kinda cool. You get to read my sycophantic somewhat professional rantings over there as well. What am I kidding? None of my work is professional.

Does John Die @ the End?

"Society is doomed for one very simple reason: it takes dozens of men working months with millions of dollars in materials to build a building, but only one dumb-ass with a bomb to bring it down."

I lol'd

if you haven't done so, please read a copy of John Dies @ the End by David Wong. You can find a copy at your nearest bookstore where ever that is located. I would argue that it is the best book ever written, however my standards are pretty shoddy so that isn't saying very much. Seriously, though, you should read it.

http://www.amazon.com/John-Dies-End-David-Wong/dp/031255513X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255203748&sr=8-1

Are you Confused?

Preorder bonuses for games are cool. If you are already going to purchase a new game, why not get something for your troubles? Getting a cool piece of in-game content is definetly worth shelling out 5 dollars or even 10 dollars towards your purchase. However it seems that nowadays the entire preorder landscape of games is just a muddled mess. Albeit an almost desperate attempt for retailers to corner away a share of the audience.

Dragon Age Origins, Bioware's upcoming fantasy RPG is a good descripter of this problem. For at least 3-4 different retailers, there is a special "pre-order" bonus item avaliable. THAT IS CONFUSING! I just want to buy a copy of your damn game and play it. Not this stupid bullcrap of getting an item here and an item there. Yes the argument is very valid that I can not care and just buy a regular copy of the game. However in some way it feels like being screwed over immensly. 2ks Borderlands shares this same problem by offering "special" guns for preorder bonus.

As stated before, I like preorder in-game items. (to be finished)